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The Reason I Haven't Posted For 21 Days 06/26/2010
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Look, I have four arms!
Look, I have four arms!
It has been some time since I’ve posted anything here, but there is a very good reason.  It’s taken me this long to collect enough cans to pay off the Them Crooked Vultures show I went to.  The total cost for my wife and I to go to the show is as follows:

     Concert Tickets: $96.00
     Hotel: $75.56
     Gas: $29.79
     One Concert T-shirt (see picture above): $25.00
     One Concert Beer: $7.50                                                   
     Total Cost:   $233.35

That’s two thousand three hundred and thirty nine cans that Dave Grohl cost me!  The sad part is, I'd do it all over again.  I hate Dave Grohl for making me a poorer man.
 


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bro link
06/27/2010 1:47am

At last I have found a place to be among those that muse.

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Jason link
06/28/2010 4:36pm

Glad to provide it and thanks for the comment!

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Candor
06/29/2010 1:08pm

Dude, four arms is 2x the rock!! Can you imagine? You could be playing a guitar and a bass at the same time. Better yet, you could have a drum stick for each drum. Now that would be a drum solo. I think you're on to something here.

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mikell nielsen link
07/01/2010 12:07am

Hey! It seems to me that you made the trip as "budget friendly" as possible. We flew from Oregon to Vegas for the TCV show. Luckily, my awesome husband works for Southwest Airlines so we flew for free....Southwest Airlines is the bomb! (shameless plug--forgive me!) The rest breaks downs as such:

food: about $300
preconcert cocktails: $25.00
2 concert t-shirts: $50.00
"lost" bracelet: priceless
Advil for hangover: $6.99
Concert tickets (for 4): about $200
Hot outfit (for when
Dave looked at me: $65
Hair appt. (so I'd look
hot when Dave looked at me) $100
Twix Bar (because they're good: $.59

I believe this adds up to 8,321.42!
I'd say you did a pretty good job on your budget! :)

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Jason link
07/01/2010 10:01am

Candor, how do you think I picked up so many cans in such a short amount of time?

Mikell, I tend to do things as cheaply as possible when I can. I've always wanted to fly Southwest but I've always been stuck with Northwest/Delta (yuck). You flew from Oregon to Vegas? That's awesome. Lucky your husband works for them! Free flights are great.

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