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Dave Grohl Kicks Out The Jams With Pearl Jam 07/18/2010
I know there are some "jam" jokes I should make here, but I won't. Partly because it'd be too obvious and mostly because I can't think of anything. Dave Grohl and Alain Johannes were invited onstage at the end of Pearl Jam's set at Werchter 2010 (Belgium) recently to help out with the MC5 song Kick Out The Jams. Alain got to play guitar. Dave got to bang a tambourine (Hey, mister tambourine man! Play a song for me!). Okay, just got to say a few things. First of all, this is my favorite MC5 song (by far). Second, I actually used to cover this song in a former band of mine, but that was a long time ago. Third, Pearl Jam are one of my top five favorite bands. In fact, I had a dream once where I almost got to play with them. At the local civic center (kinda wierd). Mike McCready gave me one of his Orange amps. Or was it Stone Gossard? I don't remember, it was a dream and it also was a long time ago. The point I'm trying to make here is that I literally have dreamed of playing with Pearl Jam. Dave Grohl on the other hand actually gets to play with them. Probably whenever he wants. I hate Dave Grohl. Comments08/07/2010 3:16am
Okay Jason . . . you and I are having dreams of grandeur! With the chance of sounding like a psychotic stalker I'm going to share my recent Dave Grohl dream . . . the dream starts with Dave and I having a discussion. He's telling me that I'm too much for him to handle {I'm thinking how in the hell am I talking to Dave . . . he clearly knows me}. I say what have I done and he replies that I really throw him for a loop {at this point I realise that we are married). I say are you leaving me and he says I'm taking him for the ride of his life. {I'm now thinking when in the hell did we get married?). I ask him if he misses "her" (his other wife) and he says yes. (At this point I'm thinking I married the man of my dreams and didn't know it and now I've lost him before I even had a chance.) This dream just sucked! I actually woke up feeling a little jilted. LOL! Thank goodness I really do have a wonderful husband to help me get through this terrible time!! ROFL!!
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