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I Wanna Meet Dave Grohl (Too) 09/08/2011
There is a new song out by a group called The Wavves and it is called "I Wanna Meet Dave Grohl." Um, yeah, who doesn't? You know what will probably happen? Because he is so cool and the nicest guy in Rock and all that, Dave Grohl will get wind of this somehow and he will go out of his way to meet the guy who wrote this song and they will have a nice photo-op and smile and hug. This is my prediction. I wonder what would happen if he ever got wind of my song "I Hate Dave Grohl?" Would he go out of his way for me? He probably would actually. He'd come over to my house and punch me in the face. Or ignore me completely. Probably the latter. To be ignored or to be punched in the face? That is the question. Hmm...I think I'd rather be punched in the face. But then I think about how hard he hits the drums and I wonder if that's such a good idea. I think I'll risk it. Hey Dave, if you ever read this, I am officially inviting you to come to my house and punch me in the face. Then we can have a nice photo-op and smile and hug. Oh yeah, here's the song if you'd like to hear it. It's cool. And here is my song, I Hate Dave Grohl. Go here to download a copy for yourself. Or listen here, that's fine too: CommentsErinJMT 09/19/2011 10:28pm
I just wanted to tell you - I met Dave Grohl for a minute last week. He's exactly as nice as everyone says he is, and he smells amazing. He took pictures and signed autographs, and then he and Rami Jaffee drove away on motorcycles.
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Steven Thrasher 01/03/2012 11:50pm
Anybody who hates Dave Grohl that much must secretly be in love with him. Dig deep. Admit it. You have a man crush.
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