Okay, when you find yourself talking to a reporter in front of a camera about someone and his secret project, and this someone happens to be a rather famous guy that people will probably be very interested in and said famous guy has not as of yet made any sort of announcement about anything whatsoever concerning said secret project, you might just want to just shut up.  Like right now.  Zip your lips.  Stop talking.  Quite simple really.  In the grand scheme of things.  (Editor's note: In his head, the author is sounding just like Ricky Gervais in those last two sentences).   See the video at 1:26 to see what I mean.

Unless.

Said famous guy has secretly told you to discreetly leak his said secret project to create extra media hype and public interest...

Of course!!!  Why didn't I think of that sooner?  Crafty devil, that Dave Grohl.  It took awhile for this cynical mind to arrive at the obvious conclusion, but now that I know the impossible-to-prove truth, it does nothing to distract me from the fact that Dave Grohl is working on becoming a filmmaker of all things.  As if he hasn't done enough already, being a rock star, rock n' roll hall of fame shoe-in, collaborator to everyone (and I do mean literally everyone), founder of supergroup that's super cool and not lame like every other supergroup and...shall I go on?  No, I will stop there. 

And zip. My.  Lips.

But why does he have to keep doing other cool things?  (Editor note: author has turned very whiny).  He keeps doing things that I'd...kind of...like...to do.  In my warm, fuzzy, secret heart.

I hate Dave Grohl.